If you work too hard

If you work too hard, there is neverany time for her.If you don't work enough, you're agood-for-nothing bum.If she has a boring repetitive jobwith low pay, it's exploitation.If you have a boring repetitive jobwith low pay, you should get off yourbutt and find something better.If you get a promotion ahead of her,it's favoritism.If she gets a job ahead of you, it'sequal opportunity.If you mention how nice she looks,it's sexual harassment.If you keep quiet, it's maleindifference.If you cry, you're a wimp.If you don't, you're insensitive.If you make a decision withoutconsulting her, you're a chauvinist.If she makes a decision withoutconsulting you, she's a liberatedwoman.If you ask her to do something shedoesn't enjoy, that's domination.If she asks you, it's a favor.If you try to keep yourself in shape,you're vain.If you don't, you're a slob.If you buy her flowers, you're aftersomething.If you don't, you're not thoughtful.If you're proud of your achievements,you're an egotist.If you're not, you're not ambitious.If she has a headache, she's tired.If you have a headache, you don't loveher anymore