Posted December 6, 2007 by Matrix
BEFORE MARRIAGE
MAN : It was so hard to wait.
WOMAN : Do you want me to leave?
MAN : NO! Don't even think about it.
WOMAN : Do you love me?
MAN : Of course! Over and over!
WOMAN : Have you ever cheated on me?
MAN : NO! Why are you even asking?
WOMAN : Will you kiss me?
MAN : Every chance I get!
WOMAN : Will you hit me?
MAN : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
WOMAN : Can I trust you?
MAN : Yes.
WOMAN : Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE
READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP !!!!!!!!!!
